heavens2betsy:

“I never wanted to be second to anyone else. I wanted to be the First Michael Phelps.”

allaboardthekahnetrain:

teamphlochte:

“I want to go to the World Cup. I want to go to the Masters. I want to go … anywhere. Really, if you invite me somewhere after this, I’ll go.” -Michael Phelps

Really, Michael so say one of your fans invites you somewhere you would really actually go? Hmm…

I invite him to my bed…..just saying.

therealhamster:

“i want to eat but i’m not hungry” a book by me about the daily struggle of my life

dangledangle:

i would rather have holes in my head than crumbs in my bra

deter-vladmirovich1871:

Hahaha I’m just picturing Max sitting there trying to spell out the sound of a fire alarm, making the sound over and over until he finally gets it spelled how he wants

Because the cool kids get Happy Birthday tattoos free from Typhoon Lagoon.